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Rio de Basura

Hi I'm Blu
I am 87 years old, autistic, trans, extremely hot, and just a guy looking for a good time. I started this business because I found a colony of rats in my basement. They were running an intricate operation down there and producing mass amounts of jewelry. They did not have the means or dexterity of fingers to run a business for themselves, so I am doing it on their behalf. I don't know why they are making these things- as I can't communicate with them yet. But I am teaching them to use those buttons that dogs use to tell you they don't understand being alive. So, soon I will have answers. Until then- please purchase the items they make. They are overflowing my home.
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